Thanks to OldManCricky for the V/O! A story from the internet narrated and animated.
exercise is good for your health
get above 10000 points on arcade mode
complete story on hard difficulty
complete story on normal difficulty
complete story on easy difficulty
Earn your first bronze medal on a stage.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.